2 definitions by netman311
The chunky non-flushable remnants on the inside walls of a toilet after a tumultuous eruption of fecal matter.
Bob is a great guy but has already gone through three marriages due to the splag he always leaves behind in the commode.
by netman311 November 8, 2020
Someone who takes forever on the toilet because they are playing on their iPhone, resulting in a scarring iRing around their bootie and irate roommates.
Eric: Randall's been on the can for an hour playing Candy Crush and I gotta go!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!
by netman311 December 2, 2020