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The chunky non-flushable remnants on the inside walls of a toilet after a tumultuous eruption of fecal matter.
Bob is a great guy but has already gone through three marriages due to the splag he always leaves behind in the commode.
by netman311 November 7, 2020
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Eric: Randall's been on the can for an hour playing Candy Crush and I gotta go!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!
Jessica: He's such an iTurd!
by netman311 December 2, 2020
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