Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females

Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital

by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024

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Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023

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FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025

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Ethnically Intolerant

A politically correct way to describe someone who expresses racist beliefs, behaviors, or stereotypes while insisting they’re just being “honest,” “traditional,” or “not sensitive.” Often used to call out prejudice without using explicit slurs.

“ My uncle isn’t racist—he’s just severely ethnically intolerant.”

“She called it a joke, but everyone in the room heard the ethnically intolerant energy loud and clear.“

“HR didn’t fire him for being racist, they fired him for being ethnically intolerant.”

by Mindgames1973 December 6, 2025

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Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.

Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

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