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fucktose intolerant

The condition of being completely unable to deal with other people’s bullshit.
John had to leave work early today because after lunch he became fucktose intolerant.
by Stceortrty November 30, 2024
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Fucktose intolerant

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.
After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.
by Spade. November 29, 2024
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cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.
Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld October 30, 2022
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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021
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Intolerance

Intolerance: To force one's opinions on another. To not tolerate another view/practice/race/ideology/religion - To force others to conform to one's own view on this.

Intolerance refers not to disagreeing with someone (this is disagreement), nor disliking someone (regardless of the reason therefore), but to attempting to force one's own opinions or belief on them.
Bob: "I think I should be allowed be bat for my own team/be trans/the owner of an assault weapon/not part of the military through drafting/a meat eater/a vegan/allowed to disagree with anyone regarding their sexual preference/lack thereof/religion/lack thereof/beliefs in scientology/feminism/masculism/the illuminati. Furthermore I believe I have the right to associate with whom I please, both personally and professionally."

Bill: "You shouldn't, seeing as I hold a different view., and my will over you must be absolute. And I have a small peepee for which I seek to compensate"
Bob: "Well, we can agree to disagree then, except on the size of your genitals, of which I have no knowledge."
Bill: "No. I intend to agitate for my opinions regarding what you may and may not do to become law, and your not doing so must be punished by being locked in a cage for many years.
Bob: "Get fucked Bill, your intolerance makes you a bigot.
by DefiningIt May 11, 2021
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Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.
Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by AdamFra January 30, 2023
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