Pants

What men can't wait to take off when with a hot girl.

Girl: Let's go to my place.

Guy: I'll take off my pants.

by Hall and Oates July 1, 2011

pants

stupid, useless item that people wear, in society....... silly city folk...

mr.smith is a queerbag, he wears pants......

by prince pwnage August 8, 2004

Pants

pants are best kept short. also long.

my pants.

by doctor squidgy gel October 28, 2003

-pants

Suffix attached to the name of a friend or family member.

"Check out the hat that Bobbypants is wearing!"

by Bug March 14, 2003

pants

a term to describe someone who is extremely attractive or hot. It is a quick way to say "i want that person in my pants so i can do sexually inappropriate things to them."

megan: "hey, look at that uber hot guy"
alice: "pants!"

by make-out bandit July 26, 2006

pants

very uncomfortable
unnecessary

hey! don't you hate PANTS?!

by mightymouse June 16, 2002

pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 20, 2006