Facebook illusion

When a person's Facebook pictures look better than the person actually looks
Dude 1: Hey man i just met this hot girl on facebook go on her page and look at her pics

Dude 2: Dude her pictures are hot but in person shes fugly you fell for the Facebook illusion
by kilam345 January 24, 2012
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Illusions delusions

Allusion of delusion to illusion in hallucination and general thinking
Illusions delusions:
I've tried AND on yah hot SUM no go oh how I've tried.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Obstacle Illusion

you have to get around the truth of the statement to see the falsehood it holds
Now I see how our relationship was an obstacle illusion.
by sdawgio December 6, 2019
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Stripper Illusion

Someone’s bust and bum are so big that it makes the tummy area look smaller or nonexistent.

This is named after the exotic dancers because most of them have these features.
She has a fupa, it’s the stripper illusion.
by GhettoMaryMary May 12, 2020
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The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!
by Dump truck January 2, 2017
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Holmaf illusion

The Holmaf illusion is a famous illusion discovered by Mike Hawk.
1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.
by spookianne September 21, 2023
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illusion of safety

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.
by TapCat November 6, 2022
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