how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

I dont rly care bout what they say

imma come back like a boomerang

I dont rly care bout what they say imma come back like a boomerang

by GabbieStan21 December 14, 2018

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 4, 2017

i don’t care

simply something i don’t :)

“i don’t care.”

by camrandiaz March 22, 2021