Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
by smartman418 November 9, 2011
Get the i could give two shitsmug. This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005
Get the I could give two shitsmug. Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
by Regicidal October 31, 2013
Get the I just want to shit with the birdsmug. a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022
Get the I Don't Give Three Shitsmug. by Paracetamol 500mg May 21, 2007
Get the I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!mug. by Nexus December 13, 2004
Get the Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shitmug. by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Get the I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no moremug.