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I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to 

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
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There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali 

Self explanatory.
If you don't like rap music, then get the fuck off my definition and get your bitch-ass to suburbandictionary.com
It is a song that you should know.

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Bite the towel, I'm going in dry. 

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

im going to fucking die disease 

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

im going to move different

When you’re done with everyone treating you bad and you move differently, in a good way
Im going to move differently because ain't no one treating me right no more