Humonkulous

Noun; a person that can be reffered to by one of these many terms; beat, shot, burnt, baked, roasted, grilled, or hit like brit.

Javier has really been turning into a real life humonkulous lately.

by Oddes August 8, 2019

Humman

Incorrect spelling of Human, Rainbow 6 Siege slang for a person that's being a troll or meming.

"Got damed hummans"

by JustJosh2021 March 21, 2021

Hudmongus

When Tommy comes rappin, Timmy comes Tappin.

EEEEEEEEEERRRRR your so "Hudmongus"

by susmoo69420 May 13, 2022

Hummocado

A sliced avocado filled with homemade hummus, drizzled with balsamic glaze, and sprinkled with sumac.

Yesterday, I ate hummocado at Calypso.
or
I like to make hummocado to impress a vegan hottie.

by AladdinUndKel November 27, 2022

Humminaclap

A filler word, used to mock someone.

And then he was like, 'I'm gonna do this! Humminaclap Humminaclap Humminclap!

by hummiclep February 17, 2023

Hummingbirdog

When a partner inserts their tongue into the sphincter of another while simultaneously beating/rubbing off with both their hands. This position is usually done while the receiver is on all fours, and the giver sits between their legs. The act of nature is over when the giver has made it deep enough to the ‘nectar’ and the receiver gets a face full of seed. Just like an animal fertilizing the flower.

Frankie was on her hands and knees, while Toby sat and performed the hummingbirdog method on Frankie’s puckered anus. It was impressive watching Toby use both hands on his cock while simultaneously penetrating her anus. Based on the smudges on both their faces, looks like he got the nectar and she got the seed.

by Pinkpopper August 9, 2023

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014