hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul

"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."

by Melba December 2, 2003

Hot Morning Mess

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006

hot ghetto mess

black bike weekend in myrtle beach at Red Lobster

It sounds like a Zoo out there!!! Everyones screaming, gulpiing down raspberry lemonade, eating fried seafood, and trying to get stuff for free. THIS IS A HOT GHETTO MESS!!

by Cornelious Griffey July 24, 2006

hot sketch mess fest

A sketchy messed up situation that has an undeniable sexiness.

Inviting that guy you just met to house sit with you was a total hot sketch mess fest.

by kwad March 26, 2010

hot tranny mess

used to describe a 3/4 transgender, 3/4 jewish, 4/4 terrible lefty band.

The Shondes are a hot tranny mess.

by Kay.aaRgh.Zee July 5, 2009

hot fresh mess

when someone is feeling horrible or looking real bad

"Ya'll see Sara today she looks a hot fresh mess."

by B.J.B. March 5, 2006

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024