Hot Pocket

A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.

You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.

by Jiang December 16, 2003

Hot Pocket

When you put saran wrap on a girls vagina and then shit on it.

After engaging in oral sex I place saran wrap on my girlfriends vagina and hot pocket'd the shit outta her!

by Grant a.k.a. the hot carl champion January 14, 2004

hot pocket

a girl that looks good

yo shorty ova there is a hot pocket

by chanell May 13, 2005

hot pocket

Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.

We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.

by Ron Kromer April 3, 2008

Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and shoving it into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to eat it out.

Me: "Yo I just did that hot pocket technique on mah girl"

Friend: "The fuck is wrong with you?"

by MelonSaurus November 2, 2010

Hot Pocket

The act of blowing a load in a girl or guy's arm pit.

Kyle gave her a "hot pocket" last night and she loved it!

by DraftBruner April 6, 2009

Hot Pocket

When you wrap a girls face in saran wrap and then proceed to take a dump on her face. This steams up the inside of the plastic and prevents her from seeing.

When Mary was looking the other way, I grabbed the saran wrap, covered her face, threw her to the ground, and proceeded to give her a hot pocket while I held her arms down. She ran around the room like a chicken with its head cut off for 5 minutes.

by CherynobyleKid June 2, 2009