hoozin

To fuck things up in such a way that cannot be explained

He Hoozined it up

by BloodKnight March 10, 2014

Honking

When you kiss a man or a woman, but instead of touching lips you wrap your entire mouth around their nose, and violently breathe into their nostrils while honking like a goose.

Bro I was having a great time with Stacy the other night, so when she wanted to heat things up I honked her. Little did I know, she was totally into honking!

by Rossco W. November 11, 2018

punitive honking

punitive honking is when someone honks after the fact, not as a warning of danger or to make the other driver more aware, but simply to show the honker's displeasure.

Janie: I don't know why he had to honk now, I saw him in my rear view mirror, I had plenty of space, I slowed, I had my blinker on to show I was parking.
Ronna: Oh he is just punitive honking to show his displeasure that there are other drivers on the road.

by japh94 October 24, 2009

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003

Honz

Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.

eeeewwwww i think i can smell honz from here....

by Steve April 18, 2005

honking

Enormous, over-sized. Can be used to make the adjective "big" bigger.

Then he threw that honking boulder at me.
That is one big honking truck!
I need those big honking sutures stat!

by Trunks the dog February 15, 2014

honkin bobo

clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

by Doug W. February 12, 2008