Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.
Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.
Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.
So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.
Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.
So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.
person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"
person 1: What the hell?
person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!
person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"
person 1: What the hell?
person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!
person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
by emo-alpacas-FTW July 21, 2012
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Selective Homophobia is all too common.
If it's guy on guy it's bad.
If it's girl on girl, it's all good.
If it's guy on guy it's bad.
If it's girl on girl, it's all good.
by dragonsniper22 December 27, 2010
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Sex between two (or more) heterosexual people after at least one witnesses or encounters something very gay. This type of sex cleanses the mind, body, and soul of any gayness that has been experienced.
After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.
by JeffB36 August 23, 2006
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A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
by Caprico July 30, 2013
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1. fear of things that are the same
if you look at the basic meanings of its Greek roots:
Homo=same
Phobos=fear
but in everyday usage means:
2. fear of homosexuals
Or, possibly:
3. condition where one person has the same fears as someone else
1. fear of things that are the same
if you look at the basic meanings of its Greek roots:
Homo=same
Phobos=fear
but in everyday usage means:
2. fear of homosexuals
Or, possibly:
3. condition where one person has the same fears as someone else
1. With his homophobia, he can't look at a bunch of paperclips or go to a prep school without freaking out.
2. My homophobia restricts me from watching most home improvement TV shows.
3. We're both claustrophobic, making us homophobic as well.
2. My homophobia restricts me from watching most home improvement TV shows.
3. We're both claustrophobic, making us homophobic as well.
by WombatAscension June 13, 2004
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Paula: "Hey, sorry, I forgot to ask for extra ice in your coffee."
Brain: "Ugh! You are literally SO homophobic!"
Brain: "Ugh! You are literally SO homophobic!"
by woey April 7, 2022
Get the Homophobic mug.Supposedly meaning 'fear of homosexuality,' homophobia's colloquial and rhetorical effect is often closer to that of 'disagreement with homosexuality.' According to its chief proponents, these two meanings are nearly synonymous, while those labeled as such claim that it is a misnomer intended to libel or slander those in disagreement with a particular lifestyle.
1. Homophobic person: If someone gay touches me, I'll kill them.
2. 'Homophobic' person: If someone gay talks to me, I'll discuss with them at length why I think their lifestyle is a moral/societal/civil mistake.
2. 'Homophobic' person: If someone gay talks to me, I'll discuss with them at length why I think their lifestyle is a moral/societal/civil mistake.
by Streen September 13, 2005
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