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Heterosexual Haters

A Heterosexual Hater is someone who is in the closet and wont admit to having sex behind closed doors with someone of the same sex.
The world has been contaminated by heterosexual haters who think they do no wrong.
by Master Jen November 7, 2006
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Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.
Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
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heterosexual neck lovins

when a heterosexual drunken male friend all of a sudden latches on to another heterosexual male friend's neck with his mouth.
you're standing on your back deck drinking with friends. one friend staggers over to another friend and locks his lips on his neck.

someone yells, "You just got some heterosexual neck lovins!"
by Mojonyx April 23, 2009
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Heterosexuality

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals
heterosexuals are deviant and deny their inner homosexuality

heterosexuality
by profess0r999 May 8, 2010
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heterosexual brokeback mountain

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.
"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."
by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008
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heterosexual

a boring love life, not much experimenting. attraction to the opposite sex.
thats so heterosexual.
by Alexus Heath December 4, 2011
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Heterosexual

a type of monkey who likes to harass gay people.
Jim called me a Heterosexual yesterday.
by 0389240174017203513666nobobdy January 10, 2020
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