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Hockey Players

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it
I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan
by Dom from Brooklyn November 7, 2007
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Horse Hockey

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."
That's a load of horse hockey!
by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009
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Hochgesang

A complete fucking bad ass mother fucker. One of the coolest people you will ever meet. Likes to have a good time. Generally very tall
look at Hochgesang over there... He is such a BAMF!
by badasssmuthafuga April 24, 2011
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Hochboy

Someone who posts a lot of clickbait Facebook statuses, asks for everyone's social media, or nags them for their number out of extreme thirst, or the fact that they have no friends in real life.
Dude: i swear i see the person posting all the time on Facebook
Dude: IKR, he's such a hochboy
by the TrUtH August 31, 2016
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Hockinson

lil ass town where some gang ass mfs lay, on da prowl. Dey da best at football. Other schools got some clown ass playaz, most the People are cool. But the class of 2020 are some clown ass mfs and need to get shlapped
Yo playa, u c dat new porno filmed at the hockinson middle school g? Yeah dat shit on www. you porn com/ watch/ 464195/ hot-girl-goes-back-to-school/ it’s only 480p but that bitch fine
by Clown 3 July 7, 2019
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ben hocking

a fat nobody,
no one likes him as he is a friend stealer! if you meet one you have to ditch him as he can mess with your mind. hes known to cheat on girls but never ends up with on cos of his facial feateres!
hey i know a ben hocking
me: RUN
by 69cat69 October 29, 2020
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Tyler Hoch

To punch a whiney skinny kid in the face.
"Dude I totally Tyler Hoch'd this kid backstage because he wouldn't SHUT UP!"
by Awesomeforces October 30, 2009
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