A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss
Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009
Get the Hippopotamus mug.Insanely ugly woman, having the characteristics of all or any of the animals involved in the word, be it Hippo, Crocodile, Dog, or Pig.
Someone who qualifies as a real hippocrocadogapig is not someone you would want to have sex with in a hurry. A real ten pinter.
Credit for this to Gail, it's been a useful word all too often since I learnt it.
Someone who qualifies as a real hippocrocadogapig is not someone you would want to have sex with in a hurry. A real ten pinter.
Credit for this to Gail, it's been a useful word all too often since I learnt it.
Whoa, shit man, look at that hippocrocadogapig over there, but for god's sake don't get caught looking.
by BGSF November 14, 2006
Get the Hippocrocadogapig mug.boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"
woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"
boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"
woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"
boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"
by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011
Get the Hippocricket mug.A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.
WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!
Guild Mate: How much, man?
WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!
WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Guild Mate: How much, man?
WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!
WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009
Get the Hippocrit mug.Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
by Brolijah May 7, 2014
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