hinge bae

if you match with someone on hinge and they are bae

I was just messaging my hinge bae isaac

by bejwishsjej February 8, 2023

Guy on Hinge

A brief form of "a white, tall guy on Hinge"

Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"

Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"

Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"

Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."

by AndyNguyenTranLe July 5, 2022

Hinge

A dating app for married or separated-but-still-technically-married women to cheat on their husbands, but say that they are "not ready" to date someone once they get that "D".

I met her on Hinge. It'll be fun for a little bit.

by Paratork January 5, 2025

Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.

Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".

by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025

Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.

That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!

by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016

on a hinge

Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.

I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.

by AriaHero November 6, 2019

Hinging

When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.

My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging

by Fart apple March 27, 2024