Voodoo Herps

1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.

*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.

Examples:

1.Noun:

Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.

2.Noun:

*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!

by Skull5 April 16, 2019

herpe meal

The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.

I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.

by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012

Herp Derp

An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey

Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.

by Kommandant November 25, 2009

relationship herpes

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first

Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...

by kacz January 2, 2014

facebook herpes

someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write

Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend

by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009

Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.

I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.

by numberoneskank April 10, 2012

Lurky Herpe

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016