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Hi henry
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henry kissinger

1) n. Former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

2) n. The politician who, combined with german rocket scientist Verner von Braun, was the inspiration for the character 'Dr. Strangelove,' featured in the Stanley Kubric movie of the same name. (ie-to economize on stereotypical german movie characters by combining them together, and hoping people will recognize at least one of them.)

3) p. A skillful and adroit diplomat with a contrived accent.

4) n. The first diplomat to demonstrate that the secret to successful diplomacy is to mumble and speak softly to the extent that nobody can really understand what you are saying. Hence, lending whatever you say to multiple interpretations, some of which are positive.

5) sp. The Nixon cabinet executive who initially suggested that a Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy recruit a bunch of imbeciles to break into Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrists office, causing the watergate scandal, and ultimately ending Nixon's term as president.

6) The first Secretary of State to wear clip-on suspenders.

7) p. Any paunchy, middle aged man who is able to have sex with attractive female celebrities based on his status with the liberal media establishment.
I'm not exactly sure what Dr. Kissinger said, but it sounded really clever and deep. Did anybody write it down?

I'm pretty sure Henry Kissinger speaks several languages, including greek. At least that's what it sounds like to me.

Is Dr. Kissinger speaking, or are we having trouble with the water pipes again?
by parisofpriam July 16, 2008
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Henryville

A very small town in Southern Indiana that is the birth place of Colonel Sanders, google it! Don't blink while driving through or you'll miss it. Also known as Hickville or Hooterville.
What do you want to go to Henryville for?
by beachchick October 9, 2008
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Hentai Henry

Henry Hentai is a big weeb. He watches hentai all day and night long. He always denies it even when you see it in his history. Henry hentai makes up many lies like "my brother watched it" when we see his history.
by Fat_Moma March 4, 2019
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Henry Rufflefield

Henry Rufflefield is the king of all mankind, but his official title is Prime Minister of all mankind. He was born in the time before Jesus, and he is the cause of every negative thing in the history of the world.
"Oh! An apple! Adam, Eve, will you partake?"
by Don Quixote April 2, 2005
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henway

"Hey dude! Do you know where I can get a henway?"
"what's a henway?"
"Oh about two and a half pounds."
by jase409 May 9, 2006
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Henry Wong Basketball

When playing NBA 2k8 or 2k9, a player stands on the other end of the court waiting for a long pass resulting in an easy layup or dunk.

Only done by Henry Wong, a senior at Oregon State.
Player 1: Kobe misses a three
Henry Wong:Oden rebound, long pass to Roy on the other end for a layup.
Player 1: BULL SHIT
Henry Wong: That's Henry Wong basketball for you!
by twatari September 29, 2009
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