Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 14, 2013

Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.

Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.

by Somethingemo July 15, 2011

helen clark

The current Prime Minister of New Zealand she claims to be a female but we all know she has balls

"My name is Helen Clark, I have balls"

by Matt-- May 23, 2005

helina

the bhaddest bitch in the game. she doesn't think it, but she is for sure. ass for days, gorgeous hair, the best pair of lips you've ever seen. she is beautiful even if she doesn't think it, and she deserves the world. kind of a crackhead at times, and sometimes needs a whack upside the head. and she also tends to pick the worst guys you can ever pick. but she's loyal asf and I love her endlessly.

girl- i love helina, she's amazing
guy- that girl got a fat ass, who is she?
girl- ikr?? that's my friend helina

by addsgs April 24, 2020

helyn

The most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. A Helyn is often very loud and needs lots of attention at all times. Helyns also love to make people laugh they love to see people’s smiles. She always tries to be kind to everyone and often does not get along well with anyone with the name of Nolan.

Ugh Helyn is so loud but she is so sweet and funny should I be her friend?

by Natasha is friends with Helyn December 10, 2017

helanna

She is crazy and always wants food she is intelligent and has had it rough. She can hold a conversation well and is athletic. She will make you smile at her sense of humor with memes. She loves dogs and numerous other animals and is a softie when it comes to them hurt she will always be there to make you smile when you are sad. She will do anything and everything for you that she can! Love you Helanna and now you have a urban dictionary definition! Love all of the Chad’s!!

Where is helanna?

She is getting food. Again...

by Im_just_me3377 May 27, 2018

Helena

Helena is the first track off of my chemical romance’s second album, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, released in 2004. it is dedicated to the late grandmother of bassist Mikey way and singer Gerard way, who passed away during the recording of this album. this is one of the band’s most popular tracks.

what’s the worst that i could say
things are better if i stay
so long and goodnight
so long and goodnight

the chorus from Helena

by xx.k_bee_.05 December 30, 2020