Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

heft

The strenght acquired by being fat

"whoa, that fat guys strong"
"naa, he's just got heft"

by snorv February 24, 2009

hefted

Absolutely destroyed. Used mostly and invented by the youtuber/twitch streamer DuncanKneeDeep.

I just got fucking hefted by that test.

by Spanicatthedisco May 14, 2015

HOFTY

it's when a penis is semi hard, like half hard, half soft...HOFTY!

(1) "Man I've got a total hofty goin' "
(2) "After sex all i had was a hofty"

by xamplesample January 30, 2008

heft

A word for being heavy generally reserved for object.

"She's a fair heft of a girl"

Or as an expression:

"The heft this/that"

by Papa Bear July 4, 2005

Heftybiff

When you hard slap someone on one testicle or both. This is a very, very, very hard slap. DO THIS TO SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT. This can also be done on the girls ass and tit. This will result in a lot of pain.

Why did you use the heftybiff.

Don't use the heftybiff.

by MAKINGfunOFpeeps May 20, 2021

Heftig

Bedeutet mehr oder weniger, dass etwas gerade richtig krass ist. heftig.

"Digga, wie schmeckt's?" "heftig!"

by TheAsianDAQ December 4, 2017