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The act of vigorously and consistently slapping your temple when stressed, excited, confused, or overwhelmed.
I was so excited that I won the lottery and did the slap slap heady.
by Poh-bear July 14, 2023
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Spaghetti Heady

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When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)
Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?
by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020
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A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.
Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.
by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020
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A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Head Sparkin’

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Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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