Women haver

Being so sexy to the point where you have many women.

Non-Women haver: Hey man, wanna play a video game?
Women haver: Nah, i have many women, i'm too busy to play a video game.

by MrWomenHaver April 25, 2021

Havertrash

Someone who lives in or is from Havertown

"That person over there lives in Havertown because they are Havertrash and couldn't afford to live on the Main Line"

by Dex7 August 31, 2009

haver-

A prefix usable with almost any word in the English language, used to associate and/or personalize said word with Haverford College near Philadelphia. A byproduct of using the haver- prefix is that any word it is used with instantly becomes much cooler than it was before.

haver- is the coolest prefix ever.

Havergirls and haverguys are so nice to each other, nobody haverpunches or haverinsults anyone thanks to the Havercode!

1: Haverfood just isn't cutting it...you want to take a haverwalk down to the IHOP?
2: Nah, let's just take the haverbus to Bryn Mawr and eat their food since it's so much better than our haverfood.

That haverparty was haverawesome!

I heard Stephen Colbert's in Haverdelphia this week.

All the 2012 admitted students love our haverchats way too much.

by "Bear" April 18, 2008

Havie

Shortened version of "Havaianas Junkie" pertaining to a PERSON who is ga-ga over Havaianas: a brand of Brazilian-made rubber slippers, and owns several dozen pairs, even if these are considered quite pricey.

Note: Not to be mistaken for "havs," which is the shortened version of the brand itself.

"Check out the new havs of that group of Havies over there... nice!"
"Hey, Havie, have you seen the new releases of havs?"

by piapie June 19, 2009

Haver

To put forth no effort when you assure people that something will get done; failing miserably when people are (inexplicably) depending on you

Scott: "Hey V, did you install those lab stats on all those things over there and this and that?"

Vitaliy: "No, sorry Scott. I totally Havered it.

by mmmmmhmmmmm June 21, 2011

Haver

one who doesn't believe in poverty or failure, one who's always positive.

Don't think less of him, he's a Haver!

by Factorial5 February 5, 2020

Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.

He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.

by LacyBitch April 17, 2018