Life Happens

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

by Beeatrice April 06, 2010

happen next

A clever way to tell someone to either shut up or speed up the process.

A: Guess what I did yesterday, I went swimming and had fun....
B:Happen Next

by Faith Ayers April 06, 2004

not supposed to happen

a situation where you really want to do something, so you do it, all the while /knowing its not supposed to happen. Usually understood by both parties. One or both parties participate in the i dont remember that night game.

EX: shit man, that was just... not supposed to happen

by yourfaceklkl February 09, 2010

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

Shit happens

When something happens that is usually perceived as bad or derogatory, and a friend attempts to placate the other with a single phrase

Jerry: Hey man, im dealing with some heavy stuff right now.
Timothy: shit happens.

by Deathmonger72 October 18, 2017

totally happening

when a person, idea, project, or event goes ahead in a fully present and positive motion to complete/ follow through with itself for the awesomeness of all. A good thing.

This party is totally happening.

by PoppyT May 31, 2012

ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020