When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.
My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.
by The Jax August 5, 2009
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Hanu: Acronym for Hook a Nigga Up
verb/noun
1. To give aid, especailly when giving something for free that would otherwise require some sort of payment.
2. To request such a hanu.
3. The act or instance of a hanu
4. To describe somthing which was hanued.
verb/noun
1. To give aid, especailly when giving something for free that would otherwise require some sort of payment.
2. To request such a hanu.
3. The act or instance of a hanu
4. To describe somthing which was hanued.
by Juan Valdez Jr. April 12, 2003
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you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.
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