Flying Landshark

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

Canadian Handshake

Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?

by Dutchrudders6969 July 25, 2018

Motown Handshake

The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.

1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.

2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.

by BigDuke6 August 5, 2011

green handshake

Slipping a bouncer cash so you can get into the club faster.

The line was wrapped around the building, so I gave the guy at the door the green handshake, and we got in just a few minutes later.

by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010

Mandurah Handshake

A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.

1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."

2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"

by Transmitteroftheclap March 1, 2017

Gosford Handshake

Australian slang for when someone is stabbed at a train station.

Me mate Damo was just tryna' sling some durries up on the Cennie Coast, when outta nowhere, two lads gave him the ol' Gosford handshake and stole all of his shit.

by _RL_ December 24, 2020

Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.

"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."

by Teflon G October 26, 2008