Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016

jesus handle

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

holy shit handle

the handles found above the driver and passenger in most modern vehicles today, they are usually mounted on either the A-pillar or the roof beside the windows.

hey man, better grab the holy shit handle, i'm gonna hit the jump at the railroad tracks. hang the fuck on!!!

by Ratbiker June 11, 2007

Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

farmers handkerchief

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.

I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available

by rodroddy April 15, 2009

That handle is already in use by someone else.

An extremely annoying thing that urban dictionary says when you want to change your handle but someone else is using it...
Similar to when you want to change your name on roblox, but it says "this name is already in use ". SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNNOOOYYYYIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG.

Me: *changes handle to hi*
Urban dictionary: ThAt HaNdLe Is AlReAdY iN uSe By SoMeOnE eLsE.
Me:ummm.... ok *changes to another *
Urban dictionary: ThAt HaNdLe Is AlReAdY iN uSe By SoMeOnE eLsE.
Me:GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! LET ME CHANGE MY HANDLE TO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!

by MyBigFatBoobs May 18, 2020