indian handjob

Where someone gives a male a Indian sunburn on the penis.

Ashley gave me and Indian handjob.

by Jon83529 January 24, 2017

Hollywood Handjob

When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.

Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.

by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009

angry handjob

When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.

Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.

by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009

handjob

A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.

Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.

by Alz730 July 16, 2011

Hotdogs & Handjobs

A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.

*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.

At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.

by thejesssays August 21, 2008

Handjob Slut

A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.

Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.

by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 9, 2010