Caribbean Handjob 

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.

I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.

Caribbean Handjob by RBAK June 30, 2016

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

Defensive Handjob by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

DIY Handjob

A fancy word for masturbation for the guys who can’t get bitches.

“Hey, Paul what did you do last night?” “Oh, i got a DIY handjob.”

DIY Handjob by Yo Mama Like Me March 2, 2020

Quasi Handjob 

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.

"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio

"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"

Quasi Handjob by Papa Leo February 14, 2021

Amish Handjob 

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.

Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.

Amish Handjob by theanonymousamish December 23, 2018

Dutch handjob 

When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm

Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!

Dutch handjob by Exondk December 21, 2008

alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.

“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”

alligator handjob by 007withatwist December 21, 2017