hamster

A person, usually in highschool, who wears any of the following: jansport polka dot backpacks, flare jeans, over-sized tennis shoes, those tube scarfs that are really fuzzy, ect. They can also wear Happy Bunny tees and shop at Claire's.

Hamsters kinda act like they're in middle school.
"Do you smell that gross vanilla perfume from Longs Drugs?"-Sally

"Oh yeah, I do. That must be that girl Christina. She's such a hamster"-Marvin
by Lil_name-masta February 24, 2009
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hamster

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"
by Elmo March 16, 2005
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burning the hamster

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.
Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.
by Nick Johnston February 07, 2005
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hamster vagina

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.
Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!
by Rad E December 29, 2015
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Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray
Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.
by Enickols12 September 29, 2011
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Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.
by Immodest August 04, 2012
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Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region
Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster
by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009
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