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Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.
Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."
by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011
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hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. Tere are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration)

Black-hat (hacking to find exploits and system weaknesses, see cracker)

and Grey-hat (someone who is a little of both)
by Chuck May 6, 2003
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wall hacker

A person who cheats in a game like Counter-Strike, where the hack involves lowering the opacity of the walls. Such that players normally cannot be seen since they are behind a wall are visible.
You caught me masturbating...you wall hacker.
by Eric Shi December 23, 2003
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hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.
WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!
by Le Godfather July 7, 2010
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quick hack

A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.
When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.
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hacking the lettuce

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 15, 2005
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hackin

substitute for: freakin', freaking, fricken, *uckin...etc.
I'm so hackin awesome...
by Hunter MH September 29, 2007
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