horse's hoof

Cockney rhyming slang: a poof; a homosexual.

The barman's a horse's hoof!

by David Taylor February 11, 2004

Crap out the hoof

To plan on going crazy, drinking a lot, dancing all night, having wild sex. Typical saturday evening stuff. Crapping out the hoof usually ends in a big headache and loss of memory the next morning.

Person 1: Let's crap out the hoof tonight.
Person 2: hell yeah!

by Bekhouwejoh November 8, 2014

iron hoof

pouf, pantywaist,corksoaker

look at him, he must be an iron, carries a handbag.

by willy woofter October 15, 2003

bison hoof

abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.

I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

buffalo hoof

camel toe in massive proportions

That woman has massive camel toe, nar is buffalo hoof

by Hendogs Cumsalot October 9, 2013

pussy-on-the-hoof

An easy lay, a nymph, a female who just can't get enough dick...any time any where any way.

Say did you fuck Jane, wow so did I, so did he, and so did she...with a dildo. She is just pussy-on-the-hoof.

by BarZ December 9, 2008

stank hoof

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.

- Man, you got some serious stank hoof going on.
- You've really gotta sort that stank hoof out.

by jpdlglp June 18, 2017