weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.
by Max Donnanoodles March 05, 2016
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Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.
Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.
by Sik240sx December 10, 2022
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Dock Hoarder

A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.
Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.
by TriggerJug July 11, 2023
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alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.
whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
by kidla November 06, 2010
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jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.
Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
by dethj4y February 02, 2011
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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 13, 2015
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pussy hoarder

One who accumulates and stockpiles pussy for future use.
That friggin' Jessie Stamos crashed the party and in half an hour that pussy hoarder had five phone numbers, including my girl's!
by Phil Diddy February 04, 2014
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