Girl: "So I matched with this guy on Hinge"
Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"
Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"
Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
Other person: "By guy, you of course mean a white tall guy"
Girl: "Yeah but that's not important"
Other person: "That's the most important bit. Those are the traits that you think make Stacy from the group chat jealous of you."
by AndyNguyenTranLe July 5, 2022
Get the Guy on Hinge mug.Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
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In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps mug.Johnny just hinged so bad, his sister had to stay home from prom.
I would be careful going in there if I were you. I just left a pretty awful hinger in there.
I would be careful going in there if I were you. I just left a pretty awful hinger in there.
by Mr. Word Man December 10, 2021
Get the Hing mug.When you, the host of a party are completely ignored by the guests due to other party goers taking all of the attention. Yet you feel a sense of confidence knowing the entire party relies on your efforts to continue.
I spent the entire party deep hinging, doing the dishes and serving the food while everyone else got to enjoy themselves.
by Johntails March 4, 2022
Get the Deep hinging mug.In a closed polyamorous relationship where two people are NOT involved with eachother but are both involved with a third person, this third person is known as the hinge.
This comes from the visual of a hinge, with two things connected to it but not to eachother and still functioning as a whole.
This could be considered the opposite of a unicorn.
This comes from the visual of a hinge, with two things connected to it but not to eachother and still functioning as a whole.
This could be considered the opposite of a unicorn.
In Alex, Jaden, and Morgan's throuple, Alex is the hinge.
My crush turned out to be gay but he says he would totally share a hinge with me and I'm DOWN! Time to find us a man.
My crush turned out to be gay but he says he would totally share a hinge with me and I'm DOWN! Time to find us a man.
by BluenetteofTroy May 28, 2021
Get the Hinge mug.Door Hinge; A synonym to describe someone’s preference/dating life of flat women or women with no ass or tits (Doors). The meaning of door hinge is saying that you are attached/ attracted to doors
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Get the Door Hinge mug.A dating app for married or separated-but-still-technically-married women to cheat on their husbands, but say that they are "not ready" to date someone once they get that "D".
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