Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."
by 40ozChris June 20, 2012
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When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC
Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!
by tbeaversj October 18, 2010
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Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)
Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.
by narutoyaoi2000 November 03, 2021
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Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.
Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”
by Jellyfish beans February 07, 2025
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homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.
Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”
by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024
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Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.
The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages
by Wendysfg May 08, 2023
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