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Harris Academy Orpington 

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"

harrisonism 

A phrase used to turn around any bad situation to show the bright side. Used by optimists trying to make people feel better! :)
Here are some examples of harrisonisms:

You might not have made the football team, but at least you have more time for homework! :)

There might be a test today, but at least that means we don't have a lecture! :)
harrisonism by Germaniac February 13, 2010

Harriett Fitzgerald 

Harriett is thickkkk, she is the best person you will come across, she loves to have fun, she's also a crackhead when she wants to be.
If anyone is picking on you you can depend on this girl for having your back. If you mess with her, be prepared to get tackled to the ground cuz this girl doesn't tolerate bitches (like girls named Ella if ykyk)
If you come across a Harriett KEEP HER! or you will regret it

She's an amazing person, beautiful, talented, amazing friend, good at all sports and just an all-around great girl.
KEEP HER !!!!!!!
BOY: Omg did you see Harriett Fitzgerald at that party
BOY 2: Yesss bruh she's thick ass
the devil
ms.harris is the fucking devil.
ms.harris by fgvbni April 19, 2018
German name; meaning: Ruler if the home; Shorter name: Hattie
Creative especially with art, amazing singing voice , beautiful hair and eyes , can be quite tall and slim and very talented
She's a Harriet
Harriet by Chemicalpeep June 23, 2017

harrisite 

a student who attends Townsend Harris High School in Flushing, New York.
omg, you like to do your homework?! ur such a harrisite!
harrisite by rachel December 15, 2003

harrison wells 

A very smart person who masks themselves as a cripple but is actually faster than the flash. Also has a tendency to kill mothers.
"I killed your mother"

"Wow whadda Harrison Wells"
harrison wells by Meme/Paul February 17, 2018