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when you and your friends are in spanish class and you don’t want to present your project and your friends ask you, the clearly uneducated one, to ask a complicated question to delay their presentation time.
when you and your friends are in spanish class and you don’t want to present your project and your friends ask you, the clearly uneducated one, to ask a complicated question to delay their presentation time.
hannah: “savannah quick ask a complicated question so we don’t have to present.”
cydney: “why ask here she’s stupid.”
savannah: *raises hand* instead of gustamos could it ever be gustemos?”
hannah: *facepalm* we said COMPLICATED not stupid
cydney: “why ask here she’s stupid.”
savannah: *raises hand* instead of gustamos could it ever be gustemos?”
hannah: *facepalm* we said COMPLICATED not stupid
by savannah kate May 28, 2019
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Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!
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My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
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" Genesis you look like a guatermelon"
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