Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 17, 2010

If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you

If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.

What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?

by anonymous April 21, 2021

massive gumby

Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.

Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!

by TallRobby September 22, 2009

Gumbie

When you decapitate a zombie, remove its teeth and mouth bang the head.

Dude, I totally did a gumbie on that zombie.

by Tll1984 November 10, 2021

gumbie

A large but loosely contructed stool that is particularly foul smelling you are glad to be rid of.

"I just took the best gumbie, damn! Homeboy wasn't even made properly, yet it reeked so bad."

by V-ampersand'd December 14, 2022

Gumbie

a rotund, bald, and friendly older guy

My superintendent is a gumbie.

by lwarren September 10, 2023