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Giuseppe

a real treasure, must be protected <3
a sweet, kind, smart, sensitive and lovely person with a great music taste
he deserves the best !!
Giuseppe is the love of my life!
by youth.aint.fair_ November 21, 2021
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hai guise

Oh hai guise! Or: Hai guise! is basically a Internet-slang/channey way of saying Hi guys! It's used a lot in Internet memes. (I don't know the exact origins so this definition basically needs modification.)
Oh hai guise! (Picture of a cat)
by Den Den Den July 11, 2016
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Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.
Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl
by steammustachio October 29, 2019
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guus

Ronald Koeman has replaced, Guus Hidink, (hiddinl has been labelled Aussie Guus in Australia, his former National Team) Demar and coll think Arnold is another Farina, and they hold grave fears for the Socceroos Future, they in turn would prefer a big name international experienced, well known Coach. Or much simpler Bring back "Aussie Guus"
Guus left Aus. Went to Russia.
He should return.
by demariaia October 15, 2006
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guigsy

Generic name for a lazy son of a bitch who spends his life playing games and being anti-social.
"Hey I'm guigsy... so what do you mean go outside?"
by S March 4, 2003
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Giusy

The most beautiful and powerful girl of your group. You should have a Giusy in your life
R: do you know Giusy?

C: yes, she’s incredible
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Guiseppi

Guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient Greek word 'Guzebi' which loosely translates into 'The Sex,' or even more loosely into 'Volunteer Porn Star.'
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
Example of Humor:
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."

Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!

Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.

(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
by esay002 May 10, 2009
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