guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018

Na-guinness

Corrected

Na-guinness ang di umanong longest caravan ng babyM.

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been

Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.

by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023

Guinness

I love Guinness, no matter the definition. Lowest in calories. Forget the sugar. Slainte

Gimme a pint of Guinness.

by Guinness lassie February 27, 2021

Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021

Downing the Guinness

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.

Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.

by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020

Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

by muprs October 19, 2012