guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"

Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!

by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009

Guinnesscide

When a beautiful draught of Guinness is spilled.

Don't commit Guinnesscide, hold on tight to your drink.

by Tepid Darkness July 13, 2015

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs April 4, 2011

call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking

Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."

by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006

Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010