Gfrand

An LG term used towards close friends or others , when trying to seem and/or act "cool". Slang for "girlfriend".

LG: Hey Gfrand! Waddup?
Friend: Don't try to act so cool. It's not working.
LG: OH EM GEE, that is TOTS offensive.

by Suppaflyhotchick99 December 1, 2010

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories May 10, 2016

gurran

I nice guy with big mucels, all the girls that sees him gets so wet that you can't describe. huge dick and intelligent.

Oo have you seen Gurran?

I got sooo wet !!

by Warthunder129 December 12, 2016

Guaranteedingly

When you are so sure of something that the standard form of guaranteed doesn’t work

That is guaranteedingly true

by Mypseudonymmsmem December 18, 2018

gurranabraher

A Shithole full of lovely people and Chippers too many chemists. loads of pubs

Alright Feen I'm in Gurranabraher with my beur

by Skutty2slutty March 25, 2019

guarana

A climbing plant that is common in Brazil. Grows red berries that contain a seed about the size of a coffee bean. A source of Guaranine, also known as Caffeine. Commonly found in tea and energy drinks, the seed can be ground into a powder-like substance which dissolves in liquid.

Guarana is native to South America

by VloneZone July 12, 2019