Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 21, 2018

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fatty grunt

The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"

Harvey bent over to pick up the donut and let out a very loud fatty grunt.

by Toxic Orphan April 17, 2005

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grunt

an old person who makes grunting sounds when you move them.

Move a "grunt" from their Nursing home bed to the gurny.

by Kokopelliaz August 3, 2007

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jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

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fattie grunt

A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."

As Peter bent over to pick up some chalk on the floor, a fattie grunt escaped his lips.

by Civixx August 1, 2010

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