Grumping

The action of giving someone a footjob covered in human feces, then proceeding to eat it all off.

“My friend and his girlfriend were grumping all night!”
“I gave my friend a grumping”

by yk kdawg April 26, 2024

Trump Grump

Grumpy president refusing to accept his loss.

What's wrong with the president. Can't he just accept that he lost?

Let's see how long he can keep up the Trump grump

by Safedrian November 24, 2020

sir grump

Ill Tempered man, devirginizing is his occupation.

Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.

by Evil ZsiZsi August 31, 2017

grump-rupter

Someone who complains about a certain scene of a movie/tv show for no considerable reason, ruining that specific movie or TV show for everyone, including interrupting others angrily and shutting down their opinions.

“Tanner is being a grump-rupter , he interrupted me angrily as I was trying to state an opinion while watching Big Hero 6.”

by ND1299338 February 20, 2025

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

grump

Someone who is always tired, sad, mad, boring, negative, and lazy

Wow, you turned into a real grump.

by AntIs_Cool July 22, 2018