Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

Child Groom

A Married boy

He is her child groom

by 459395 March 8, 2022

Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming

Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss

by Pxpcxnrzi September 9, 2021

blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings

The blue groom attended the wedding

by Cockatail February 24, 2022

Grooming

The state of paying for someone else, paying for their rent and food etc. The difference between grooming and sexual grooming is that sexual grooming often leads to more criminal offenses then possible temporary situations. Parents often are considered to groom children for instance.

My mom was grooming me throughout high school.

by anon76889 January 15, 2021

nicholas grooms

nicholas-a boy that has an legendary size penis

nicholas grooms-a kind boy who helps anybody and shy

by freshtwenty September 21, 2017

Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.

Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"

by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023