turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022

gobblerrhea

Diarrhea resulting from consumption of the Thanksgiving meal or leftovers.

I was up all night with a bad case of gobblerrhea.

by Daytime Neologist November 28, 2014

grobler effect

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies

Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.

by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

groobler

A non mythical creature that lives for all eternity. The groobler hunts most popularly hunts Santa Rosa Rd. but has been known to venture further. Beware the groobler, you do NOT want to be groobled…

My buddy went down Santa Rosa last night and I think the Groobler got him. I hope he didn’t groobled.

by BigOlBobby July 9, 2022