noti grinder

A person who tends to leave notifications unopened in order to feel special or some shit

ayo did jaheim hit u back?
hell nah that nigga a noti grinder

by dombeenballin April 22, 2021

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wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye

hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder

by glizzy_gobbler June 23, 2022

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hartford grinder

Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine

"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."

by kill9 May 13, 2016

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Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 08, 2016

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Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 21, 2012

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