Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

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Grease Monkey

A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.

My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.

by Keeping it Wheel June 4, 2018

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Gervaisism

Collective term for the spiritual following, including idolization and worship of, the person Ricky Gervais and or the genius of Ricky Gervais such as comedy writing, comedy directing, comedy performance, acting, directing etc

The individual refers to oneself as a Gervaisist.

A belief that the comedy and work of Ricky Gervais is the most purest and exalted on the planet.

What is your religion?

Oh, I'm Gervaisism.

or

I'm a Gervaisist.

by Roy Andrew Short April 22, 2008

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