Gregarious

1. Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable.
2. Having to do with or pertaining to Greg.

"You're not very Gregarious, are you?"

"Well, of course not. My name is Sean."

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

greg joke

a joke that is not funny, but user believes it is so

"Greg joke!"
man that is such a greg joke

by Kelvin T October 17, 2008

Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.

Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything

by Haywoodjablowme83 March 31, 2010

Geographohologist

A term describing one who studies geographohology, the study of Geology in conjunction with Geography.
Typically used in a situation in which a person is questioned about an absurdly obscure geologic feature.

"So did Mt. Somevolcanoyouveneverheardof explode yet?"

"What do you think I am? Some kind Geographohologist?"

by J3holaday February 11, 2009

Geographically Embarrased

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned

The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

by chaucer_had_it_coming March 31, 2010

Squeaky Greg

A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.

According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.

"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."

by Perpinsky January 19, 2018

Gregasm

To experience feelings of a strong sexual nature relating to individuals know as Greg. These feelings will build up to a climax and sexual release known as a Gregasm

I love to Gregasm

by Wheatmore October 4, 2008