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Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.

If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
by E hates Q March 30, 2023
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1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy
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Black Grapefruit

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The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard
Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"
by Foofners October 30, 2013
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arctic grapefruit

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Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.
Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit
by See82531 April 22, 2014
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Ambitious_Grapefruit

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Ambitious_Grapefruit is a epic Minecraft player. She is very knowledgeable on Minecraft and is a Technoblade stan. She is also very hot.
"Wow is that Ambitious_Grapefruit?"
"Yes, I heard she's a big dsmp fan!"
by TheRealDictionary125 June 30, 2021
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moist grapefruit road

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everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road
lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation
by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025
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The Reverse Grapefruit

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The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.
Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.
by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017
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