granny cranny

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

granny grind

A sexual move in which a woman, in the missionary position, maneuvers herself to orgasm while her partner is nearly stationery above her.

She could only get off while doing the granny grind.

by Goat Girl September 19, 2009

Granny Wank

giving a girl a lick out when she has large fanny flaps

"Dude, i totally gave this girl a granny wank, the flaps were touching my ears."

by Plube09 January 1, 2009

granny bite

Half a shot of Grand Marnier. Fast and cheap, just like the friends you buy them for.

Four granny bites please!

by Matt in the SRB June 22, 2011

sexy granny

Old lady who makes a grandpa stiffy in a jiffy

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

granny gear

The smallest of chainrings on a bicycle with three chainrings. So easy to pedal your grandmother could ride it.

That hill was so steep, I wish my bike had a granny gear to get up it.

by JoshCyclist January 20, 2006

granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009