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Ice-Hockey Goon

Someone in ice- hockey that is always pushing people into the walls and ALWAYS starting the fights. You will find a "goon", the offending players, always in the penalty box. He or she has to watch their team play with 4 players until their "time-out" is up., which is 2-5 mins. long, depending on the penalty.

Some penalties: roughing, tripping, elbowing, high-sticking, knee-ing, charging, slashing, etc....
Christina: "Man, Dylan is such a "ice-hockey goon", for starting that fight against the Thrashers goaltender, and now has 5 mins in the penalty box. "
by chefladyleo72682 August 3, 2012
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Goon Bitch

When there's a group of hot chicks, slam pigs no doubt, it often includes one girl who is fuckin ugly. This is the goon bitch. She is not only less attractive, but she is also a massive (not literally, necessarily) cock block. Consequently, she spends a lot of time interrupting your conversations with the hot girls.

The two major qualifications, provided that she is in a group of hot chicks, are heinousness and a Ph. D in Cock Blockery.
Pirate #1: Ahoy! Slam pigs!
Pirate #2: Avast Matey, beware the goon bitch!!
by Mike Fellatio November 16, 2005
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The goonch

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.
Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe
by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011
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Team Goon

Team Goon started in 1997 as a way to present an element of skateboarding that seemed was getting pushed aside back then ; vert and pool skating. The other ingredient to it's creation was that the music that had crept into skateboarding was not punk rock.

The name Team Goon goes back to 1984 and comes from the name that was given to Sunday Punker baseball. Punks that were part of the Fullerton Punk scene as well as members of the bands that called Fullerton their home like DI, Agent Orange, The Adolescents and Social Distortion made up the crowd that played on Sunday. The name Team Goon soon became synonymous with hanging out with friends, fun and athletic activity,and of course, the partys that followed the games.

The Team Goon name was adopted into our skateboarding activity to provide linkage to the old punk scene and would serve as a basis to not let the old skate styles die.
The website was started as a way to present the old style to a new generation of skaters and never had any intention of being more than that. From there, the response to what we were doing was overwhelming. It then evolved into a company that would produce skate decks and clothing now know as Punk Rock Skateboards. A lot of old school Punk bands like D.I., The Skulls, The Adolescents, CH3 and Agression to name a few, really liked what Team Goon was about and became early supporters of the project.

The Team Goon staff would (and still does) also go out and cover many major skate events, punk shows, as well as places that they were skating and put it all in the News section on the web. Soon the News section was seeing 500,000 plus unique visitors a month to it. Today, T.G. continues to be a presence at many punk shows and skateboard events.
"Saw those Team Goon stickers in the bathroom at The Crowd show the other night."
by Washcloth June 11, 2006
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gezoner

When an old man or "geezer" gets a "boner". Either a "natural boner" or one by way of a libido enhancing drug.
Look at that old dude checking that young chick out, I bet he has a gezoner!

Gramps probably can't get a gezoner without taking Viagra!
by NW Babe January 30, 2009
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class goon

people who are gangster during class
Teacher:Bob sit cho ass down

Class Goon:Fuck that shit nigga im a g
by Harder Daddy Harder December 13, 2009
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King Goon

A person who is an extreme goon, or an extreme idiot/ simpleton. Usually referred to rule over Goonlandia, or head a large group of goons.
Look at Taylor fail at everything he does, hes such a King Goon.
by JPR345 March 16, 2011
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