Goopy Goblin Gamer brain

A video game player who need constant stimulus through either fast rewarding gameplay or multiplayer interactions to keep himself out of boredom. Often limiting themselve to the very few titles they know and like.

-Random player: Dude have you ever played this game ?! The story is amazing, the artstyle is georgeous and the soundtrack alone almost made me cry.

-Goopy goblin Gamer brain: Meh, i killed some kids on Call of duty yesterday...

-Random player: Yes, yes i know...

by Obelixtriangle October 25, 2020

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008

goofy ahh

another way of saying “dumb” or representing cartoon sounds

Girl A: oh em gee, *starts singing we don’t talk about bruno*
Guy F: shut yo goofy ahh the fuck up

by uh ok how about naegi April 7, 2022

Goofy Timed

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.

Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed

by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009

goody putnam's babies

1. Derived from seven characters of famous play The Crucible- all dead. A fantastic explanation for unusual happenings or an answer to any question.
2. A well known song that everyone enjoys hearing because it's beautiful and famous.

1. Guy- Did you see that unusual happening?
Other Guy- It probably had something to dowith Goody Putnam's babies.

Guy- I have a question.
Other Guy- Goody Putnam's babies.

2. Goody Putnam's babies. Goody Putnam's babies!

by A handsome youth of few years December 27, 2011

Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011